Really, can I cry?
I hate to sweat.
If I wanted this kind of weather I would move away from
Seattle to some (god-forsaken other state) mid-western/southern/eastern state where I would expect this kind of heat and humidity.

But seriously.

What is up with the weather this past year?
Where is the mild Seattle I have known and loved my whole life?
Can I make it until NEXT weekend when a cooling front might make it in from the coast?
I guess I have to.

But it won't be easy.

And it won't be pretty!